1: What eye color do you find sexiest?

Brown. Brown brown chocolatey brown.

2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?

Milk.

3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

Uh. I don’t know.

4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?

It’s big… ish.

5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

I didn’t have one.

6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?

Grape and strawberry with a protein and soy boost.

7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?

When I yelled at Sean Heath “LIAR LIAR PENIS ON FIRE” and then he told the yard duty who told my teacher who told my mom who went ape shit.

8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

Uh. All of it?

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

I don’t really remember.

10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?

Ninjas, because pirates are way too loud.

11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?

Yes, of course I have.

12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?

YES and YES.

13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?

A white tiger.

14: What’s your most favorite part of your body?

My boobs. I don’t know.

15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality?

I’m sarcastic as fuck.

16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?

Lady Gaga. I guess I like her again.

17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?

No, I don’t understand football.

18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?

No.

19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life?

Jackie O from Little Napoli in Carmel. It’s penne a la vodka with panchetta and peas.

20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?

Butter but I should probably switch to margarine.

21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)

Fat free. I’m allergic to milk fat.

22: Which continents have you been on?

North America.

23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?

Not really, no. But one time I was at the boardwalk and I had pushed myself way too much and I was getting on the tornado ride and my friend’s brother’s friend wouldn’t stop spinning it so I threw up.

24: Backpacks or satchels?

Satchels.

25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?

NEON YELLOW SWEATER. AND CHECKERED PANTS.

26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

Arthur.

27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?

Cow because pigs just bother me.

28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?

Moscow.

29: Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on?

I think around five hours.

30: The latest you’ve ever slept?

Uh. I think until around 1.

31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?

Heck yeah I would.

32: Do you pick at scabs?

Only when I know the skin underneath is healed.

33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?

Uhm. Butter beans. Pinto beans. Oh. EDAMAME.

34: How far can you throw a baseball?

Uh. I used to be able to throw it really far but I don’t know now.

35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?

Russia.

36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?

I’ve made Ethiopian chicken before. I think I’ve had Vietnamese. I’m pretty sure I’ve had Korean. And I don’t think I’ve ever had Nepalese food.

37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?

Public, because that’s where I have to go.

38: A relationship with love or one with sex?

Why not both? But really, love is more important.

39: Do you eat enough vegetables?

No, I really should start. I should make myself edamame.

40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?

Sometimes and sometimes.

41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?

Ew, I’m a girl. If I did that I’d look like I was touching myself.

42: Do you swear in front of your parents?

Yeah, all the time now.

43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween?

Uhm. A punk angel.

44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?

I’d keep it this shade of red.

45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?

Yes and indeed.

46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.

Sometimes.

47: City or nature person?

City, definitely.

48: Have you ever used something other than “makeup” as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)

I don’t recall ever doing that.

49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy?

Yes.

50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!

I’m funny, I’m a good cook, I have a high reading level, I can type fast, and I work hard.