1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
Brown. Brown brown chocolatey brown.
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
Uh. I don’t know.
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
It’s big… ish.
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
I didn’t have one.
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
Grape and strawberry with a protein and soy boost.
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
When I yelled at Sean Heath “LIAR LIAR PENIS ON FIRE” and then he told the yard duty who told my teacher who told my mom who went ape shit.
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
Uh. All of it?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
I don’t really remember.
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
Ninjas, because pirates are way too loud.
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
Yes, of course I have.
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
YES and YES.
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
A white tiger.
14: What’s your most favorite part of your body?
My boobs. I don’t know.
15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality?
I’m sarcastic as fuck.
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
Lady Gaga. I guess I like her again.
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
No, I don’t understand football.
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life?
Jackie O from Little Napoli in Carmel. It’s penne a la vodka with panchetta and peas.
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
Butter but I should probably switch to margarine.
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
Fat free. I’m allergic to milk fat.
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
Not really, no. But one time I was at the boardwalk and I had pushed myself way too much and I was getting on the tornado ride and my friend’s brother’s friend wouldn’t stop spinning it so I threw up.
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
NEON YELLOW SWEATER. AND CHECKERED PANTS.
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
Cow because pigs just bother me.
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on?
I think around five hours.
30: The latest you’ve ever slept?
Uh. I think until around 1.
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
Heck yeah I would.
32: Do you pick at scabs?
Only when I know the skin underneath is healed.
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
Uhm. Butter beans. Pinto beans. Oh. EDAMAME.
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
Uh. I used to be able to throw it really far but I don’t know now.
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
I’ve made Ethiopian chicken before. I think I’ve had Vietnamese. I’m pretty sure I’ve had Korean. And I don’t think I’ve ever had Nepalese food.
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
Public, because that’s where I have to go.
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
Why not both? But really, love is more important.
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
No, I really should start. I should make myself edamame.
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
Sometimes and sometimes.
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
Ew, I’m a girl. If I did that I’d look like I was touching myself.
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yeah, all the time now.
43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween?
Uhm. A punk angel.
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
I’d keep it this shade of red.
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
Yes and indeed.
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than “makeup” as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
I don’t recall ever doing that.
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
I’m funny, I’m a good cook, I have a high reading level, I can type fast, and I work hard.